Archive for Childrens Poems




I really can’t believe it,
I truly, really can’t
After many years of trying,
Many years wishing loud!
I finally have a tail
And I am very proud!

I really couldn’t believe it
When my tail showed up!
Now I can show it off to everyone!
Flick it on things when I’m mad!
I can even swish it in circles,
Even get it stuck under the bed!

I have a tail
And I love it very much!
I can chase it when I’m bored,
Rub it on everything around!

Its just like my kitty’s
Which makes it even neater!
We have lots of things in common
But our tails are the bestest!


The Sickness

NB: I love you Helen and Lucia, I hope you both get fully better soon! I thought this would make you both smile.
I Hope others enjoy it and giggle too!

If anyone spots any mistakes let me know in the comments below so I can fix them.

The Sickness

It all started with a cough
And from the nose a sniffle or two.
As Queen Helen from Fort Goat
Shivered rather blue,
To all around her it was obvious
But it was from Prince Epic Possibly a Moose
That at last she was told so bluntly..
A very icky truth.

… continue reading this entry.

The Hopaclypse been!

NB: You pronounce it Hop-a–clips!!

I just felt an aftershock earthquake, so it must be a reminder that the easter bunnys just come.

The Hopaclypse Been!

There had been some terrible shaking,
And inside the houses, things were a mess…
It was easter of course, so it was to be expected,
For we all know thats when the Hopaclypse happens.

And at last when the Hopaclypse had come and gone
People went outside to check all around
And it was obvious to all who looked about,
The landscape was littered in foot prints
All bunny shaped of course.

There was many broken trees and fences
Yet amazingly no ones home was dented,
They had survived such a terrifying night
When the easter bunny hopped
Around the world in delight

The evidence of his coming was very clear,
Not just bunny shaped foot prints either…
There is large giant chocolate stains, left and right…
Possibly from a huge chocolate bar he carries while he jumps,
The children however don’t seem to mind,
Chocolate I guess is wonderful,
No matter the kind.

But the night was not yet over,
Oh no…
There was still many hours left to go!
And as a constant reminder of what had just been
Afterstomps shook the ground,
As he continued his journey.

As scary as it may seem to some
From Blocktopia, the Blocktropolis
To Lord Pig Pigalot’s Kingdom of Pigglylot
One can’t help but look in awe
At how this 300 or more, foot tall bunny
Can hop around the world.

And we must be thankful,
Yes we must,
That he leaves so much chocolate about!
For his stains are so big, for he is rather tall!
That we can make chocolate eggs,
And live off chocolate for days to come.

So despite the bad,
That happens every year
I think I can put up with the bunny scare.

Now please excuse me
While I take a break,
I must inspect some chocolate stains…
And ummmm…. maybe taste.

The Hopaclypse

NB: The hopaclypse, an event common during easter due to the clumsy and excited nature of the easter bunny… who happens to be 300 feet tall.

The Hopaclypse coming!

That time of year was fast approaching,
There was just a few more sleeps to go…
All inside the Blocktropolis, Blocktopia
Were nervous of the days to come.

They had survived so much,
In the recent years…
Attacks from the Catzilla for one!
They had even survived the Earthquack of Feburary!
They were a brave bunch!

But they had heard the rumors…
They shut their doors,
They boarded up their windows.
In fear they were

For what was coming,
Was a deadly creature,
It was the Easter Bunny
Foot tall

They called his coming the Hopaclypse,
The darkest day of the year
The day where anything goes…
As the easter bunny travels the globe

The danger comes from the hopping,
Thus the name the Hopaclypse you see
The easter bunny just doesn’t watch
Where the hops are going to go and be.

They usually start off small
As all bunny hops tend to do,
But somewhere in there excitement grows
And then hops just go out of control!
Next you know theres cities in smoke
Rubble across the world around!
To make matters worse the easter bunnys clumsy
and trips all over the show…
This of course creates afterstomps
As bad as a deadly Earthquack or two!

So Blocktopia is not alone
In the fear of which it lives
At least soon easter will be over
And the bunny will go back to sleep.

But if theres anything to learn from Blocktopia
The greatest Blocktropolis of them all…
Its that we should be weary,
Each year the hopaclypse is close!

If I had a tail

NB: Well… this poem speaks for itself!

If I had a tail!

If I had a tail
I would be so very glad
I would always show it off
And flick it on things when I’m mad

If I had a tail
I would always swish it in circles
Up and down, left to right
Others would glare so ever envious!

If I had a tail,
I would be so proud
I would chase when I was bored
And rub it on everything around!

If I had tail
Life would be great
Why I wasn’t born with one..
Still baffles me today.

Scientific Circles

NB: Someone asked me today why I go in circles all the times, I like to twirl and run in circles. Circles are cool. This is my answer.

Scientific Circles!

I will base my life around a theory,
A theory I know is true,
that if I run around in circles,
I will time travel back a year or two,
The only flaw to all of this,
And its one I will fix one day,
Is running in circles makes me dizzy,
So I end up running the other way…
Of course this puts me back,
Right back to where I started…
But rest assured that I am working hard,
Making Scientific circles wherever possible!
And soon, I promise there will be a solution!
A solution to this time travelling debacle.

The Missing Invitation! PART 2!

NB: This is part 2 of The Missing Invitation story, please CLICK HERE TO READ PART 1 otherwise this story will make no sense!
I hope you enjoy this Helen, and don’t forget to smile and giggle lots!

The Missing Invitation! PART 2!

So off Prince Epic went
Who may possibly be a moose,
With a skip, and a hop
Towards the fence he went,
He twirled and jumped.
Constantly checking,
His watch for the time
For being late would be a crime!
… continue reading this entry.

The Missing Invitation! PART 1!

NB: The Missing Invitation, PART 1, FOR HELEN! My bestest Alaskan goat herder friend and Queen of Fort Goat, I LOVES YOU LOTS HELEN!!!

The Missing Invitation, PART 1

It all began with a Maaaaaa,
And a stomp of a hoof or four
As a certain goat, with two great horns
Sat with his hairy ear to the wall.
And as he listened
He heard it,
He truly, truly did,
He heard it
With his ear to the wall
He heard it
Yes he did.

… continue reading this entry.

Did you know that I’m a kitty cat?

Did you know that I’m a kitty cat?

Did you know that I’m a kitty cat
I do kitty things cause I was made like that!!
I use door frames to scratch my neck
And the rug is great for itchy backs

Did you know that I’m a kitty cat
I do kitty things cause I was made like that!!
I jump on tables to push things off
Because things being high makes no sense at all

Did you know that I’m a kitty cat
I do kitty things cause I was made like that!!
I twitch my ears to show I listen
So that I don’t need move because I’m a super lazy kitty

Did you know that I’m a kitty cat
I do kitty things cause I was made like that!!
I sleep all morning, afternoon and night
Cause when I was born it was my birthright

Did you know that I’m a kitty cat
I do kitty things cause I was made like that!!
There is lots of different things that I like to do
and if you were a kitty you could do them to

Also Meow.

In a Pout.

NB: I’m just sad today.

In a pout

It was a sad day,
Cold with a chill
Matty of MattyLand
Sat so quiet and still.

His eyes were a tear
As he sat on the couch
He snuggled Miss Lovealot Squeakypaw
in a big pout.

He didn’t know why
It was such a sad day
But he felt inside,
In such a big way.

He had lots of toys
So that wasn’t it
It wasn’t as if,
He had lost anything….

He knew people loved him
Cared for him deep,
He knew they were friends
Even when they were busy.

He had recently eaten
So he knew he wasn’t hungry,
He had been told you can be sad
When your tummy is grumbling…

He had a big bottle of water
Right by his chair
So it wasn’t that he was thirsty…
Its said that can make you sad…

It couldn’t be that he was tired
He had just woken up
From a pretty big sleep
Where he had dreamed a lot…

It wasn’t that he was cold,
Even though there was a chill,
The heat was on high
So that he could stay warm

But it must be something,…
For he could feel it inside,
A deep icky feeling,
He was sad alright

And in all that worrying,
That thinking, that pout,
A certain kitty cat,
Showed on up at his couch

She hopped on his lap
She let out a purr
She walked over him twice
And then sat on him.

And then Matty of MattyLand,
Finally Knew at last
What was making him sad
And pout so much.

It was just one of those days
Where he just needed a hug.

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